Hatton's plays the joker

Ricky Hatton, who just hasn't been his old self since getting trounced by Manny Pacquaio on May 2, must be planning on relocating from Manchester, UK, to Egypt.
Perhaps he wishes to become a Cairo fakir or an Egyptian magician because he is already in denial about the Pacquiao knockout.
Or maybe I am confusing Hatton's delusions of doing something, anything at all right in the one way beating he took in a hailstorm of Manila Ice.
Not really much difference between de Nile, meaning de big river in the Middle East, and the repeated denials by Hatton that the bout was so one-sided.
Either Hatton is having mental problems or he has gone blind because he got beaten like a stubborn donkey by the Pinoy Idol.
Hey, wait a minute. I forgot that Hatton is going into standup comedy soon.
It's all a put on, a joke, a comedy sketch.
Anyway, here's a bit of Hatton's spacey interview which ran exclusively on Sky Sports in the UK.
Maybe Hatton's recent hospitalization was due to excessive inhalation of ring canvas.